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Old 5th August 2009, 05:09   #1
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Yep its funny!!

A pom, fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it's his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:
C.O. - How long do you intend to stay?
POM - 1 week.
C.O. - What is the nature of this trip?
POM - Business.
C.O. - Do you have any past criminal convictions?
POM - I didn't think we still needed to!

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Old 5th August 2009, 11:27   #2
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Re: Yep its funny!!

Oh Gibbo, you crack me up.

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Old 5th August 2009, 11:35   #3
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Oh Gibbo, you crack me up.
Hi Steve
Well at least it was better than the monkey joke

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Old 24th November 2010, 09:38   #4
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Re: Yep its funny!!

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A pom, fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it's his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:
C.O. - How long do you intend to stay?
POM - 1 week.
C.O. - What is the nature of this trip?
POM - Business.
C.O. - Do you have any past criminal convictions?
POM - I didn't think we still needed to!
Yes that was funny.

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May I be pedantic?

It's Immigration not Customs.

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Hey i just copied and pasted the joke so if there is a error ... not my fault! But it was a good joke anyway

So what does pedantic mean Dave?

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Hey i just copied and pasted the joke so if there is a error ... not my fault! But it was a good joke anyway

So what does pedantic mean Dave?
Nit picking

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Only if there are nits to pick.

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Immigration Test

Mujibar was applying to enter the country.
The Immigration Officer explains, "Mujibar, you have passed all the immigration tests, but there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you can’t enter the country."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."

Immigration officer says, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
Immigration Officer: "Go ahead."

Mujibar: "The telephone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now lives in a neighbourhood near you and works at an IT help desk.

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