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Old 18th December 2012, 15:07   #551
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If you fart and burp at the same time, do you get a vacuum in your tummy.
No, but you might put the wind up a few people.

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Was shocked by my doctor this morning,apparently i am colour blind....a real bolt from the green that was.

BEEFBURGER ADVICE.

What is the best thing to put on your burger....about ten pound each way

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I think the supermarkets withdrawing the products that contain horsemeat are wrong as they have locked the door after the horse has bolted.

I wanted to buy some of the horsemeat products and offered a pony in cash for them.

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I was cleaning my glass eye this morning, and I accidentally swallowed it. I went to the Doctors for help, and on inspection he remarked he could not see it.

I replied, "That's strange, coz I can see you".

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When a man forgot his wedding anniversary, his wife was livid. She told him in no uncertain terms, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift on the driveway that can do 0 - 200 in 6 seconds and it had better be there." The following morning the man left early for work and when his wife got up and looked out the window she saw a gift-wrapped box in the driveway. Confused she picked it up, went in the house, opened it and found a 'brand new set of bathroom scales'.

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