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Old 1st August 2016, 10:54   #1
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Laws they don't teach in Physics

Laws of Random Numbers:- When you dial a wrong number, you never get the engaged tone, someone always answers!
Law of the Bath:- When you're really enjoying a nice relaxing soak in the bath, the telephone always rings!
Law of Commercial Marketing:- When you find a product you really like, they stop making it!

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Re: Laws they don't teach in Physics

Law of Geographical Status - It depends where you're standing.

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Re: Laws they don't teach in Physics

Phone normally rings or someone at door when I am on toilet.

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Re: Laws they don't teach in Physics

The Law of Bio-mechanics - the severity of the 'itch' is inversely proportional to its ease of reach.
The Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands are covered in grease your nose will always itch in you usually want to go to the toilet.

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Re: Laws they don't teach in Physics

The law of breakfast - When you drop your toast it always lands butter side down

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Re: Laws they don't teach in Physics

Pugsley’s Law states that anything that can go wrong will fix itself as soon as IT asks you to demonstrate the fault. “I swear, it was doing it just a minute ago,” is the calling card of this particular law.

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Re: Laws they don't teach in Physics

The Law of selfishness - You turn around for toilet paper, and there's none to be had.

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