If I were a car

[davelambert271]

If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason and every time I sneeze cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires

dave

[Rune Mussett-Sharp]

Great fun Dave. Don't think I could top it as a description except to add that maybe I need an oil change as all the joints keep seizing up.
R

[gibbo]

And how do you check the oil level?

[g d cooper]

I'd be a Mini Cooper with all the above problems and built close to the ground.

Glen

[gibbo]

Originally Posted by g d cooper

I'd be a Mini Cooper with all the above problems and built close to the ground.

Glen

Im still laughing at that one Glen.

[gibbo]

Oh Davelambert if only you knew what you have started

Your thread has been a big thing in my house today The jokes have been flying all day about this

[p.risboy]

If I were a car, I would be a Mercedes convertible. Well built and fast, expensive to run......but starting to fall apart. The roof is fast disappearing......, the chassis is giving way, fluid leaking everywhere, the brakes are fine, but no acceleration. Steering joints are worn, but holding out........suspension is all but gone. Seat is worn, and lumpy........and the lights are dim.
Spares are hard to come by now, so it's a patch and make do. The colour is worn away, and reveals a grey base.

A classic model, and hard to find.

[gibbo]

This is what Steve would look like

[Rune Mussett-Sharp]

Originally Posted by gibbo

And how do you check the oil level?

Easy. How much chocolate have you eaten lately. If the cupboard is empty then you are probably in need of more.